William Knott and Mr Watt

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Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.

"Watt."

"What is your name, please?"

"Watt's my name."

"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"

"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."



A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"

"No, this is Knott."

"Please tell me your name."

"Will Knott."



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"Why not?"

" Huh? What do you mean why not?"

"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"

" But I told you my name!"

" Didn't you say you will not?"

"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"

" That's what I mean."

"So you know my name."

"Of course not!"

"Good. So now, what is yours?"

"Watt. Yours?"



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