What Does Your Father Do?

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It is the first day of kindegarten and the teacher is going around the room asking everyone what their father does for work.

1st Child: My dad is a policeman, he sends bad guys to jail!

2nd Child: My dad is a fireman, he puts out fires!

3rd Child: My dad is dead.

The teacher asks:

Well, what did your father do before he died?

3rd Child: Well, he went "AAAAKKKKKKKKK"

Edit: Misspelled kindegarten, goddammit.....




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