Visit To Mental Asylum

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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What is the
critera that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" "Well..." said the
Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket
to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub."

1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?>>

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket
as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."

"Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug.">>

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