An angel comes down and says "I've been watching you for years and I've seen the desire in your hearts. I'm going to make you fully human for 20 minutes so you can fulfil that desire. The statues look at each other, run behind some bushes and go at it. Ten minutes later they come back with big grins on their faces and the angel says "You still have another 10 minutes." The woman statue says "Really? Yaaaay, let's do it again! But this time you hold the pigeon and I get to shit on it."