So three priests and their wives are flying back from an interdenominational conference when the plane crashes and they all die.
They all arrive at the pearly gates at the same time.
St. Peter says to the first priest, "I am sorry, but I cannot let you in. You adored sugar and sweets. You had the biggest sweet tooth, and was so involved with sugar and sweets that you married a woman named Candy." Off they go to hell.
St. Peter then addresses the second priest, "I am sorry but I cannot let you in. You truly did not love the Lord, you only loved money. In fact, you loved it so much that you married a woman named Penny." Off they go to hell.
The third priest says to his wife, "Fanny, we don't have a chance."