Three bees in a jar

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You should go up to a person and start telling them this:

"There are three bees stuck in a jar. Two females and one male. The females want to get out of the jar, and the male knows how to get out of the jar. One of the females goes to the male and asks him, 'How do I get out of this thing?' The male bee is very horny and he replies, 'Fuck me and I'll tell you'. Out of desperation, the female bee fucks him and says, 'Now tell me how to get out of this jar.' The male keeps his promise and tells the female bee 'to go round the corner and shoot upwards, the jar lid will pop open.' She complies and does what he said; she goes round the corner and goes up, but she hits the lid so hard that she dies and it lid remains closed.

Now there is one male and female bee. The last female bee is also desperate to get out, so she goes to the male bee and asks him, 'How do I get out of this jar?' The male bee, being very horny says again, 'Fuck me and I'll tell you.' The female, being equally desperate fucks him and he tells her how to get out, 'go round the corner and shoot upwards, the jar lid will pop open'. Same advice he gave to the first bee. The second female bee listens to him and she goes round the corner and shoots upwards, she too hits the lid and falls down and dies.

Now the male bee is remaining alone in the jar. He feels lonely and he knows how to get out of the jar. So he does what he told the female bees: goes round the corner and shoots up. The jar pops open and he leaves."

At this point, the person you're telling it to would be like, "How?"

To which, you should reply, "Fuck me and I'll tell you."




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