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On the night of Christmas Eve, Santa is busy delivering presents. He comes down the chimney of a house to a beautiful girl (who just turned 18) in a gorgeous nightgown, laying on the couch waiting for him. They talk as he eats cookies and places presents under the tree.

As he leaves for the night, the young woman stands up and asks him, "Santa, can you stay here with me tonight?" Santa replied, "ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta go. Gotta give presents to people I know"

Hearing this the girl removes her nightgown, now in just her bra and panties p, and asks "Santa, won't you please stay with me tonight?" Santa replied, "ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta go. Gotta give presents to people I know"

Hearing this, she takes off her undergarments and faces Santa in the nude, asking "Santa please will you stay?" Santa replied, "hey hey hey, gotta stay gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"




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