A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box
full of frogs.
The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she
closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and
reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there".
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing
happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,
"If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store". So the
girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier
today. I'll be right over."
Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him
in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and
the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its
eyes and sternly says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"