The first time I introduced a girlfriend to my grandpa.

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The first time I introduced a girlfriend to my grandpa.

"What's your name again?"

"Claudia."

"Oh Claudia. I'm sorry my dear, I won't forget it again. Claudia may I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"Do you know the difference between sex and breakfast?"

"...Um, no.?"

"Would you like to have breakfast sometime?"




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