The Bottle

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A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular
table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby
table all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot
to be sent over to her knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The
waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, saying this
is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note
over to the man.

The note reads:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a
million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in
your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own
back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari
Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over
twenty-five million
dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I
cut three inches off.
JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."



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