...and as he sits down, he notices that the guy next to him is a stunningly handsome black man. He doesn't talk to him at first, but keeps ordering drink after drink to build up his confidence.
Finally, after an hour or two of throwing back drinks, the gay guy turns to the attractive black guy next to him and says, "Listen, I don't normally do this, but you're just so incredibly hot. Would you let me give you a blowjob?"
The black guy turns and beats the absolute shit out of the gay guy, throwing punch after punch until he's lying on the floor of the bar, bleeding and crying. The gay guy crawls out of the bar, and the black guy sits back down and takes another sip of his drink.
After a long while the bartender walks over and says, "Man, you've been coming in here for years and I've never seen you go off on someone like that. What did that guy say to you?"
The black guy takes another drink and then says, "I dunno, man. Somethin' about a job."