Sex story

Romance Jokes

This is original but the style is borrowed from Anne Degeneres (sp?) a
commedienne who currently has an HBO special out.

I met this beautiful girl last night. She invited me back to her place and
we had the greatest steamiest sex ever. Actually, it wasn't really the
greatest sex ever, it was more like medium-great sex, and well, she didn't
exactly invite me back to her place, I sort of followed her home to her

To be factual, we didn't actually have sex per se, but we came very close.
You see we were fondling each other pretty intensely...well, actually, I
was fondling her, she wasn't fondling me...well, really, I wasn't actually
fondling her, our bodies just got very close together. To be honest, I just
sort of brushed into her.

But it was great, really hot and sensual you know?

Actually, to be specific, it wasn't really her that I brushed into, it was
actually the back of the chair she was sitting in. Although, the chair
was...on the other side of a wall you another room sort of. And I
was sort of leaning on the wall, but the chair was very close to the wall,
very close. Of course, she was on the third floor and I was sort of...on
the street...leaning against the building. But wow! What a night. What a