>A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.
>Smith for advice about breast enlargements.
>He tells her, "Every day when you get
>out of the shower, rub your nipples and say,
>'Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.'"
>She did this every day faithfully, and
>after several months, it worked.
>She grew great boobies! One morning, she
>was running late. She was on the bus, when
>she realized she had forgotten her morning
>ritual. At this point, she loved her new
>boobies and didn't want to lose them,
>she got up right in the middle of the bus
>and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want
>A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you
>go to Dr. Smith, by any chance?"
>"Why, yes, I do! How did you know?"
>"Hickory dickory dock...."