Project Managers

Professional Jokes




If you get in my way, I'll kill you! - ideal project manager

If you get in my way, you'll kill me! - somewhat less than ideal project
manager

If I get in my way, I'll kill you! - somewhat misguided project manager

If I get in your way, I'll kill you! - A tough project manager (eats glass,
live cats, etc.)

If get kill in will way I you. - dyslexic, functionally illiterate project
manager

I am the way! Kill me if you can! - messianic project manager

Get away, I'll kill us all! - suicidal project manager

If you kill me, I'll get in your way. - thoughtful but ineffective project
manager

If I kill you I'll get in your way. - project manager who has trouble
dealing with the obvious

If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. - project manager from
New York

I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get
killed. - project manager who is about to get in big trouble

If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? - weak,
uninspired, lackluster project manager

If I kill me, you'll get your way. - pragmatic project manager

Kill me, it's the only way. - every project manager to date.

If we get in each others' way, who will get killed? - An utterly confused
manager



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