Rated Adult Jokes

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your
clothes off."

2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."

3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want
it teased or blown?".

4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it
in the front or the back?

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once
it's in, you'll love it!"

6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will
rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall
back again."

7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it
out too soon, you'll lose interest."

8. THE HUNTER: because he goes deep in the bush,
shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots
AND, from all of the telephone guys out there:

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you
like it on the table or up against the wall?"

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