Pre Marriage test

Rated Adult Jokes

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every
way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend. She was a dream!
There was only one thing
bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was
her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts
and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down
when quite near me and I
got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to
be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else. One day
little sister called and
asked me to come over to check the wedding

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't
really want to

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in
total shock and
couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my bedroom, and if
you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
and tossed them down to
me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight
towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, "We are so happy that you have
passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.

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