Perfect Woman

Women Jokes



There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,
they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a
winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being
the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a
huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had
an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (scroll down for the answer)

The perfect woman.

Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.

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A Male's Response

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must
have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

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