Fowl-Mouthed ParrotsA lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I
have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You
know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.I have two male talking
parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots
over to my house, an we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots
can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop
saying...that phrase...in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he
ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage,