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PARENTING DEFINITIONS

AMNESIA
condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex
again.

DUMBWAITER
one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FAMILY PLANNING
the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you
on the edge of financial disaster.

FEEDBACK
the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained
carrots.

FULL NAME
what you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS
the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're
sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY
what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

IMPREGNABLE
a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INDEPENDENT
how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OW
the first word spoken by children with older siblings.



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