Only in Amrecia

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1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink...

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheese
burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave safe doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in
the garage.

7. Only in America..do we use answering machines to
screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in package



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