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1) Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else ?
Boyfriend : Dead sure ! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

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2) Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the
moon ?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why ?
Pupil : The moon gives us light when we need it, but the sun
gives us >light only in the day time when we don't need it.

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3) Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps talking when
people are >no longer interested ?
Pupil : A teacher.

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4) Waiter : Would you like your coffee black ?
Customer : What other colours do you have ?

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5) My father is so old that when he was in school, hi



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