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Father of all non veg:

A family was at the dinner table.

Son asked his father---' Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there??

Surprised father answered- 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:? In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.?

In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.?

After 50, they are like onions'.?

Son--'Onions?'?'

Father---Yes, you see them and they make you cry.?

This made his wife and daughter mad.

So d daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??

The mother smiled and answered-- 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20's, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.?

After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'?

Daughter-A Christmas tree?

Mom-'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.

Merry Xmas in advance.

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