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Lesson Number 1

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow,
and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow
answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and
rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson Number 2

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of
that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't
you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with
nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. T

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