> A Female TV reporter went to have an interview with a farmer
> seeking the main cause of Mad Cow
> The Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information
> about the reason that causes Mad
> Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason?
> The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that
> the bull fucks the cow once a year?
> The Lady (getting embarrassed) : "Well sir, that's a new piece
> of information, but what's the
> relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
> The Farmer : Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four
> times a day?
> The Lady : Sir, this is really valuable information, but what
> about getting to the point?
> The Farmer : I am getting to the point Madam. Just imagine, if I
> was playing with your tits four
> times a day and fucking you once a year,wouldn't you get mad?