Losing Weight

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Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
Look how many calories you can burn:
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement..........................12 cal
Without her agreement.......................187 cal
* TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands.............................8 cal
With one hand..............................12 cal
With one hand being slapped................37 cal
With the mouth.............................85 cal
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection...............................6 cal
Without erection...........................315 cal
* PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris.................8 cal
Trying to find G spot......................92 cal
Without caring at all.......................0 cal
* WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up.............................12 cal
Just on the floor...........................8 cal
* POSITIONS
daddy-mummy................................12 cal
69 laying...................................8 cal
69 standing up............................112 cal
Trolley...................................216 cal
Italian chandelier........................912 cal
* HAVING AN ORGASM
Real......................................112 cal
Fake......................................315 cal
* POST ORGASM
Staying in bed.............................18 cal
Jumping off the bed........................36 cal
Explaining why she jumped off the bed.....816 cal
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
* Between 16 and 19 years of age.............12 cal
* from 20 to 29..............................36 cal
* from 30 to 39.............................108 cal
* from 40 to 49.............................324 cal
* from 50 to 59.............................972 cal
* over 60..................................2916 cal
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly.....................................32 cal
Being in a hurry............................98 cal
With her husband opening the door.........1218 cal



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