Ladki Patao Algorthm

Truth and Good Reads

1. Search for a not-most-beautiful girl.

Find a way to talk to her. Finding a reason depends on your skill.

You have to find a reason because she would never approach no matter
how frustrated she is.

2. If you don't succeed got to step 1 again.

3. Start with some concrete point and slowly slowly shift to her
personal details.

4. Ask her for coffee like: "You are busy right?".She will say "No".
and then "You don't like coffee?".

No direct thing like "Would you please come for coffee with me?"

5. Asking for lunch:

When she has finished her lunch, approach her and ask "Had lunch?".
She will say "Yes".

Than say "Hey, you didn't call me". Next day she will call you.No
direct pleading like: "Please have a lunch with


6. Well, how to ask for having coffee outside(in some caf?):

Tell her that this coffee is not good. Tell some technical reason.
Then tell her that that caf? nearby serves a

damn good coffee.

Next day either she will ask or you ask her in some indirect fashion.

7. When you want her to take on some outing...

"You know last evening it was really a great fun. We all friends went
to ABC park.

It's a beautiful breeze..Complete clamouring..
No rush..Wow..We enjoyed a lot."

Hopefully next time she will ask herself to take her to that place.

if she doesn't, ask "Hey lily, we are going to ABC park. Are you

She will. No compelling..Nothing..

8. If you don't succeed go to step 5 again.

9. When you cross the road, she needs help..Just hold her hand and help

This will be your first time when you are touching her..Dont be
excited..Pretent as if everything is normal.

Now even after crossing the road don't leave her hand. Evening
while talking.

If she throws your hand away..and gets serious.. Just get up
and sit far from her and say "is that

fine now?"..

Show a bit of anger..and make her realize that she is a very backward
and has no sense of new society..

"Don't know in what era you are living".

10. If you don't get a chance to hold her hand, just be patient till you
drag discussion to some Palmist's story.

11. Now 50% part is finished.

12. Keep on playing small tricks..

Try insinuating thoughts into her mind:"Aishe mat dekho..Pyar ho jayega
..hehe:)(followed by smiles)".

13. rest is on you..



Theory: When you say the things like "I LOVE YOU"," I love you so
much"," I can't live without you".It means you
have completely given your self into her hands and you are on her
sympathy now.

She would never fall for you...and if u rnt rich she would never

"Tum bas ek friend ban kar rah jaoge"...

Actually, The whole system is made up of small units having relation
of master-slave.(as per Lacan)

Once you propose or say the things like "I love you..I can't live
without you" become slave.

15. If you really want to admire(not adore) her:

"Hey, pink color suits you. You are looking cute". "I like the way
you say """...etc etc.


16. On phone..Always hang the phone before she does.

"Hey, I was just thinking about you. bla bla bla...

I have got some call We will talk in the evening/after some time".

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