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Knock, Knock

My son told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.

Son: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know.

Son: He was going to visit the dummy.

Me: ?


Son: Knock, knock

Me: Who's there?

Son: The Chicken

Me: :/


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In spite of my misgivings about the search capabilities that are available it would appear that I should have at least checked the top of /r/Jokes. Ahem. The chicken had the right address...




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