I like my (wo)men like I like my coffee...

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...hot, black, and strong
possibly the original

...thin, pale, and extra-sweet.

...50% alcohol.

...all over my genitals while I'm trying to drive.

...I don't like coffee.

...imported from micronesia.

...free, fresh and in the breakroom.

...huge and cheap with room for cream.

...cold, bitter, expensive and Italian.

...in a plastic cup.
eddie izzard

...ground up, roasted, and quickly disposed of.




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