Heights

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#Height of Honesty - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half
ticket.

#Height of patience - A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for
banana to fall in the right place.

# Height of Confusion - Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

#Height of revenge - A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a needle in
his hand

#Height of pain - A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.

#Height of Foolishness - A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.

#Height of Noise - Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

#Height of Innocence - A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples thinking
them as pimples.

#Height of Itch - A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch
his balls.

#Height of laziness - A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do
the rest.

#Height of Unemployment - Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.

#Height of Competition - A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

#Height of Bravery - A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island
of gays.

#Height of Sophistication - Sucking nipples with a straw.

#Height of Technology - Condom with zip.

#Height of Darkness - A negro searching for his penis in a dark room.

#Height of fashion - A female applying Lipstick to her vertical Lips.



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