A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've
got a bit of a
problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and
disrobe. She gets
undressed, and the doctor goes around to see her when
she is ready.
"Well, what is it?" he asks.
"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies, "These two
green circles have
appeared on the inside of my thighs."
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no
idea what the
is. Then he suddenly asks, "Have you been having an
affair with a gypsy
The woman blushes and says, "Well,... yes, actually I
"That's the problem!" the doctor says, "Tell him that
made of real gold!"