God decides he'd like to take a vacation. So he goes to St. Peter at the pearly gates and asks,
"Pete, I need a vacation, being God is fucking stressful. Where should I go?"
St. Peter says, "well Pluto has good skiing."
God shakes his head fervently and replies, "no way, I broke my leg there once."
Next, St. Peter suggests Mars - "there's an eons-long storm that could be fun."
God says, "no way, I almost got struck by lightning there last time"
So then, St. Peter suggests Earth - "you can do just about anything there."
God fires back, "Fuck that, Pete. I went there 2000 years ago, knocked up some Jewish chick and they're still fucking talking about it!"