Father's Day, at school, and all the students are supposed to make cards...

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...by drawing a picture of their father at work.

Teacher asks, "Logan, what does your father do?"

"My dad's a cop. I'm gonna draw him catching a bad guy."

Then the teacher asks, "Briei, what does your father do?"

Briei says, "My dad's a writer. I'm going to draw him with his new book."

Teacher gets to Jake. "And what does your father do, Jake?"

Jake says, "My dad's dead."

"Oh my," Teacher says, "What did your father do before he died?"

"He turned blue and shit on the floor."

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