Dunlop Rubber Did The Incident

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This is from an actual trial in the UK:

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
When She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on
account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing..................

She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in
such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she
was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold
Dust Twins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement,
which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'. Then I could not control myself any
longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:
'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed.........!!!!!!!!



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