Diiferent Usage of a F Word

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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the
word "Fuck".

Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F", Fuck is the
only one that is refered to as "the F Word". It's the one Magical word. Just
by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German; the word
Frichen, which means "to strike".

It's meaning's not always sexual

It can be used as an adjective, such as: John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb: Shirly talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirly is fucking beautiful.
As a noun: I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word: Absofuckinglutely, or Infuckingcredible
and
As almost every word in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck,
as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay Aw, fuck it.
Trouble I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty I dont understand this fucking question.
Inquiry Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance He's a fuck off.
Dismissal Why don't you go outside and play "hide and go fuck yourself"?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples...

With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when
you use the word.

We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will
identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly, and proudly:

Fuck You.


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Fuck you
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language
today is the word "Fuck". It is one magical word which, just by its sound, can
describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "Fuck" falls into many
grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked
Mary) and intransitive (John fucked). It can be an active verb (John really
gives a fuck) or a passive verb (John was fucked by Mary), or an adverb (Mary
is fucking interested in John), and a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be
used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are a
very few words with the versatility of "Fuck".

Besides its sexual connotation, this incredible word can be used to describe
many situations:

Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression: "Fuck you!"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
Confused Aggression: "How the fuck should I know?"
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be used to command silence - "Shut the fuck up!"
It can be maternal - "You Motherfucker."
It can be political - "Fuck Tip O'Neill!"
And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians
come from?" Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck
was that?" And, last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the
Titanic who said: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be
offended when you say "Fuck"? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add
to you prestige.

Today....say to someone: "Fuck you"

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A WORD FOR ALL SEASONS
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FUCK: Our most versatile word. By its stress and inflection it can
describe many emotions; no other word can be used with so many
grammatical nuances. It can be used as a moun (I don't give a fuck), as
an adjective (It's a fucking beauty), as a verb it ist transitive form (the
game was fucked by the weather), and its intransitive form (he well and
truly fucked it up), in the past tense (I was fucked, in the present
tense (Iam fucked) and in the future tense (I'll be fucked). Many
everyday expressions show its true versatility:

Denial....................I didn't fucking do it.
Perplexity................I know fuck-all about it.
Apathy....................Who gives a fuck anyway.
Greetings.................How the fuck are you.
Resignation...............Oh fuck it.
Derision..................He fuck's everything up.
Suspicion.................Who the fuck are you.
Panic.....................Let's get the fuck out of here.

The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history,
the more well known being.

"What the fuck was that"........................Mayor of Hiroshima
"Look at all those fucking Indians".............General Custer
"Where the fuck's all the water coming from"....Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a fucking gun"......................John Lennon
"The fucking throttle's stuck!".................Geoff Back
"Sleep, who needs fucking sleep ?"..............Geoff Back
"Reading, its only fucking 60 miles away !".....Geoff Back
"Where the fuck did that central reservation
come from ???"...........................Geoff Back
"Who's going to fucking know"...................President Nixon
"Head's are going to fucking roll"..............Anne Boleyn
"Who let that fucking woman drive"..............Space shuttle captain
"Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out"...King Harold
"I thought I could smell fucking petrol"........Nikki lauda
"What fucking map"..............................Mark Thatcher
"She's just a fucking secretary"................Cecil Parkinson
"Any fucker can understand that"................Einstein
"It fucking looks like her".....................Picasso
"What fucking log"..............................Richard Branson
"What the fuck do you mean I'm forever
blowing bubbles"........................Michael Jackson
"How the fuck do you work that out".............Pythagorus
"You want what on the fucking ceiling"..........Michaelangelo
"Fuck-a-duck"...................................Walt disney
"Why ? - because its fucking there".............Edmund Hilary
"I didn't want to fucking go anyway"............Seb Coe
"Just a fucking wall"...........................Peter Elliot
"I don't suppose its fucking raining"...........Joan of Arc
"What a way to make a fucking living"...........Cynthia Payne
"Who gives a fuck what its name is".............Elizabeth II
"I haven't got a fucking clue"..................Miss Marple
"Scattered showers my fucking arse".............Noah
"Armada, what the fuck is an armada"............Sir Francis Drake





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F***
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language is the
word 'fuck'. It is one magical word. Just by its sound you can describe
pain, pleasure, love, war and hate. In language, fuck falls into many
grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both intransitive (Dave
fucked Anne) and transitive (Anne was fucked by Dave), as an adverb (Anne
is a good fuck) and also as an adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful). As
you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.

Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following:


Aggression---------------- Fuck you
Apathy-------------------- Who gives a fuck anyway
Denial-------------------- I didn't fucking do it
Derision------------------ He fuck's everything up
Difficulty---------------- I don't understand this fucking job
Dismay-------------------- Oh fuck it
Displeasure--------------- What the fuck is going on here
Fraud--------------------- I got fucked at the car auctions
Greetings----------------- How the fuck are you?
Incompetence-------------- He fucks up everything
Lost---------------------- Where the fuck are we ?
Panic--------------------- Let's get the fuck out of here
Perplexity---------------- I know fuck-all about it
Resignation--------------- Oh fuck it
Retaliation--------------- Up your fucking arse
Suspicion----------------- Who the fuck are you
Trouble------------------- Well I guess I'm fucked now


The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history,
the more well known being the following.

"Scattered showers my fucking arse".............Noah
"Armada, what the fuck is an armada"............Sir Francis Drake
"What the fuck was that"........................Mayor of Hiroshima
"Look at all those fucking Indians".............General Custer
"Where the fuck's all the water coming from"....Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a fucking gun"......................John Lennon
"The fucking throttle's stuck!".................Geoff Back
"Sleep, who needs fucking sleep ?"..............Geoff Back
"Reading, its only fucking 60 miles away !".....Geoff Back
"Where the fuck did that central reservation
come from ???"...........................Geoff Back
"Who's going to fucking know"...................President Nixon
"Head's are going to fucking roll"..............Anne Boleyn
"Who let that fucking woman drive"..............Space shuttle captain
"Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out"...King Harold
"I thought I could smell fucking petrol"........Nikki lauda
"What fucking map"..............................Mark Thatcher
"She's just a fucking secretary"................Cecil Parkinson
"Any fucker can understand that"................Einstein
"It fucking looks like her".....................Picasso
"What fucking log"..............................Richard Branson
"What the fuck do you mean I'm forever
blowing bubbles"........................Michael Jackson
"How the fuck do you work that out".............Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling"..........Michaelangelo
"Fuck-a-duck"...................................Walt disney
"Why ? - because its fucking there".............Edmund Hilary
"I didn't want to fucking go anyway"............Seb Coe
"Just a fucking wall"...........................Peter Elliot
"I don't suppose its fucking raining"...........Joan of Arc
"What a way to make a fucking living"...........Cynthia Payne
"Who gives a fuck what its name is".............Elizabeth II
"I haven't got a fucking clue"..................Miss Marple


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F***
----

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language is the
word 'fuck'. It is one magical word. Just by its sound you can describe
pain, pleasure, love, war and hate. In language, fuck falls into many
grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both intransitive (Dave
fucked Anne) and transitive (Anne was fucked by Dave), as an adverb (Anne
is a good fuck) and also as an adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful). As
you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.

Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following:

Greetings ---------------- How the fuck are you?
Fraud -------------------- I got fucked at the car auctions
Dismay ------------------- Oh fuck it
Trouble ------------------ Well I guess I'm fucked now
Aggression --------------- Fuck you
Difficulty --------------- I don't understand this fucking job
Displeasure -------------- What the fuck is going on here
Incompetence ------------- He fucks up everything
Lost --------------------- Where the fuck are we ?
Retaliation -------------- Up your fucking arse

And remember General Custer's famous last words:

"Where did all those fucking indians come from?"

And also the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima:

"What the fuck was that?"

And last but not least those immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic:

"Where is all this fucking water coming from?"


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Here are a few good examples:

THE TOP 10 TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10) "What the *&%# was that?" (Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945)

9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" (General Custer 1877)

8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." (Einstein 1938)

7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" (Picasso 1926)

6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" (Pythagoras 126 BC)

5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" (Michelangelo 1566)

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." (Joan of Arc 1434)

3) "Cloudy with scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" (Noah 314 BC)

2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" (JFK 1963)


and ... the number one time in history that using the 'F' word was appropriate ...

1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" (Bill Clinton 1992, 1993,
1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 ...)




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