A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and
asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white." Reminds the sales clerk,
"You've been married three times already."
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin," says the bride.
"Impossible," says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not," the bride explained; "My first husband was a
psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband
was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband
was a stamp collector. God, I miss him."