A collection of jokes I have found over the years about drummers.
NOTE: Before you get offended, I AM A DRUMMER. I FIND THESE FUNNY TOO.
- What do you call a drummer in a suit? The defendant
- How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up
- What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted
- What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality
- Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither
- What did the drummer say to the band leader? "Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"
- How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five: One to screw it in, four to say that Neil Peart could've done it better
- Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So that they can use the handicapped parking space
- How do you get a drummer off your porch? Give him the money for the pizza
- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer
Anyone got any more?