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Application for Living in Northern Wisconsin

Name:_______________________________________________

Nickname:________________ C.B. Handle_________________

Mobile Home Color:
( ) Two-tone, Brown and White
( ) Two-tone, Pink and White
( ) Faded Green

Daddy: (if unknown, attach list of three suspects):
_______________ ______________ _____________

Mama: _____________

Neck Shade: ( ) Light Red ( ) Medium Red ( ) Dark Red

Number of teeth in exposed full grin: Upper_____Lower_______

Model of pickup truck:__________ Size of tires: _____________

Number of beer cans on floor of pickup truck:______________________

Truck equipped with:
( ) Gun Rack ( ) Mud Flaps ( ) Camper Top ( ) Air Horn
( ) American Flag ( ) 4-W Drive ( ) 8-Track ( ) Rust
( ) Fuzz Buster ( ) Roll Bar ( ) C.B. ( ) Dents
( ) Load of wood ( ) Mud Tires ( ) Deer poaching spot light



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