A soon-to-be bride asks her fiancé

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"Honey what exactly is a penis?"
"That baby, you'll see the night after our wedding."
Then comes their wedding night and the new husband and wife go to their hotel room. The husband takes his pants off and proudly shows his organ to his wife.
"That honey, is what we call a penis."
To what the wife answers, "Oh I know, it's like a dick but much smaller."

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