Suddenly, the car swerves off the road, bumps across a couple of rocks, works its way across a muddy field, crashes through a barn and runs over a couple of traffic signs at a crossing before ending up back on the road. "What the hell was that about?!" the millionaire shouts at his driver.
"Sir, there was a small kid on the road"
"Fuck small kids! Next time, run them over!"
"Well I tried, but he ran for it!"