...to a woman named Wendy and, as a surprise, he has her name tattooed on his penis, but when he's not hard, it just reads "wy". The wedding comes and goes and they go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. While using the bathroom one day, the man happens to notice that the Jamaican man using the ribald next to his has the same tattoo. Curious, he asks, "Is your wife's named Wendy too?" The man replies, "No! Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day'"