A man is diagnosed with a terminal illness...

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He goes to his friend who is also a doctor for a second opinion.

Doctor says, "I've reviewed the test results- You've only got about 6 months left to live." The man says, "Doc give it to me strait is there anything I can do?!" Doc says, "As a your doctor or as your friend?" - "as a friend, doc."

This is what the doctor told him...

"If I was you, I'd move to North Dakota- Marry a fat German woman with a pig farm and 7 kids." ... "What will that do, Doc? Will that cure me?"

He says, "No, but it will be the longest 6 months of your life."

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