A letter to Home from College

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Dear Mother and Dad:

Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for
my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to
date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any
further unless you are sitting down, okay?

Well, then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the
concussion I got when I jumped out the window of my dormitory when it caught
on fire shortly after my arrival here is pretty will healed now. I only
spent two weeks in the hospital and now I can see almost normally and only
get those sick headaches once a day. Fortunately, the fire in the dormitory,
and my jump, was witnessed by an attendant at the gas station near the dorm,
and he was the one who called the Fire Department and the ambulance. He
also visited me in the hospital and since I had nowhere to live because of
the burnout dormitory, he was kin



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