So there's this guy working in the produce section of a grocery store, and a lady comes up to him and asks, "Excuse me sir, but I can't seem to find your broccoli. Could you tell me where it is?"
The man goes, "I'm sorry ma'am, but we're out of broccoli, we'll have some in tomorrow morning." The man then continues about his work. A couple minutes later, he gets a tap on the shoulder from the same lady, "Excuse me sir, where's the broccoli?"
A little confused, the man politely tells her again, "We're fresh out of broccoli, but we'll have some in tomorrow morning." He then goes back to stacking oranges. A couple minutes later, the same lady comes right up to his face, "Where's the broccoli?!?! I CAN'T FIND IT!!!"
So the man asks her, "How do you spell 'cat' as in 'catastrophic'?"
She says, "C.A.T"
He asks, "How do you spell 'dog' as in 'dogma'?"
She says, "D.O.G"
Then he asks, "How do you spell 'fuck' as in 'broccoli'?"
Aggravated by now, the lady yells, "THERE IS NO FUCK IN BROCCOLI!!!"
And the man goes, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!!!"