A newspaper editor goes to an isolated mounatin village in order to write an article. He wants to know more about life up here so he interviews an old man. "Please tell me a funny story I could include in my article" "Well,"says the man"One day one of my neighbour's goats got lost in the mountains. So we spent hours trying to find that poor little creature, and when we did find it, we circled it and fucked it!" "I can't write that in a newspaper! It's not family friendly and it's not even funny! Can you tell me another, please?" "Ok. So one day one of my friends got lost in the mountains. So we spent hours trying to find him , and when we did , we circled him and fucked him!" "This is not going as planned... Tell me a sad story instead." "One day I got lost in the mountains......"