After describing her symptoms, the doctor diagnoses her and recommends a suppository to treat her illness. The woman is uneasy about this and doctor offers to help her with it.
The next day the woman asks her husband for help with her suppository. She bends over, he places one hand on her shoulder and inserts the suppository into her.
"SHIT!" the woman screams. "Fuck!"
"I'm so sorry, honey. Did I hurt you?" the husband is frantic with worry.
"No." the woman replies. "I just realized that when the doctor did it he had both hands on my shoulders"