5 Russian Jokes about Vodka

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1

A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,

  • Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.

After Half an hour he comes again and asked again,

  • Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.

After one hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper

  • Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick! :)

2

A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. After some checking the doctor said,

Doctor: This medicine is for insomnia, this one is for nervous break-down, and also take this one for depression.

Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?

3

Tell us, what forces you to drink vodka every day?

  • Nothing. I'm a volunteer.

4

The Traffic police stops a car.

Policeman asked the man, Have you drunk vodka today?

Driver: No.

Policeman: Breathe into the tube... Well, no alcohol is detected... Maybe the tube is broken… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it's working!

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