A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,
After Half an hour he comes again and asked again,
After one hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper
A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. After some checking the doctor said,
Doctor: This medicine is for insomnia, this one is for nervous break-down, and also take this one for depression.
Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?
Tell us, what forces you to drink vodka every day?
The Traffic police stops a car.
Policeman asked the man, Have you drunk vodka today?
Policeman: Breathe into the tube... Well, no alcohol is detected... Maybe the tube is broken… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it's working!