So three priests are out to lunch. One priest goes off about his problem with bats at his church, "I've tried everything to get rid of them, they just won't leave." The second priest relates to the first, "I know! I've tried everything! Cats, spray, noise, light. They just won't go away." The third priest says, "Well, I baptized my bats; confirmed them and made them the newest members of my parish, haven't seen one since."