1)You came per night. You get close to my body and
sucked me all over. You had so much fun and satisfied
then left me in pain. You! Bitch mosquito!
2) MUM: didn't I tell you that if a guy touches your
ASS, say DON'T. And if he touches your BOOBS say TOP!
GIRL: But mum, he touched both so I said: DON'T
3) Sex is math: Add 2 bodies, Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs and multiply!!!
4) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut! MUM: You
mean it's small? LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
5) A couple recently married was happy with the whole
thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy
with the thing.
6) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2% eat.
3% smoke cigarettes. 4% take shower. 5% go to sleep.
86% get up and go back home to their wives.
7) What is a KISS? It's an upper PREPARATION for a
lower INVASION that will lead to further ENETRATION
with fast ACCELERATION that will build next
8) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. The lady
sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies? MAN:
No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer
9) Women top 5 lies: 5. I am a virgin. 4. It is so
big. 3. I can't do that to my best friend. 2. I won't
gain weight after marriage. 1. I am coming I am
10) Why is your dick better than a credit card? 1.
Once spent it recharges itself. 2. It is accepted
worldwide. 3. You can let your wife use it as much as
11) Guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want
to play magic? She says: What is that? He says: We go
Home, Fuck, and then you disappear.
12) What is the closest thing to a woman period? Your
SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days,
and if it doesn't come, you are FUCKED!!!