10 years ago

Professional Jokes



10 years Ago...

An application was for employment

A program was a television show

Windows were something
you hated to clean,

A keyboard was a piano

A cursor used profanity

Memory was something you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy
you hoped no one found out

Compress was something you did to garbage

If you unzipped in public you went to jail

Log on was adding wood to a fire

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived


And a backup happened to your toilet

Cut you did with scissors

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu!!!

WOW HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED!



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